That's me on the IMDB!

No, I'm not credited, but still. That's me. Right there. Next to Jason Priestly. On your left. Dressed up as a plus sized beauty pageant contestant. Miss Sleep Apnea. It's me. I'm on the IMDB!

It's not really a dream come true, but it's probably as close as I am going to come to having anything on the IMBD website.